As
written in here, Martins
Library tries to demonstrate that writing a good and correct Ph.D. thesis/dissertation
can have many wonderful benefits. You do not only obtain extensive typesetting
experience, but you can also have your frequent-flyer literature addressed to
your own surname.
In the First Chapter: Introduction
A
Ph.D. dissertations (for example; Cox 1995; Schulman 1995a) are regularly
believed to be wide-ranging compendiums of the original work/research done by a
graduate student in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of
Doctor of any department e.g. Philosophy.² In actuality, the Ph.D. thesis is
usually a number of different chapters whose most important characteristic is
not the thoroughness of the investigational report but relatively the width of
the limitations. In this material/paper, the subsequent piece of writing in a
series on scientific writing that began with Schulman (1996a), we will talk
about the observable fact of the Ph.D. thesis/theory.
In the Second Chapter: Prepare to Write Down
A
time will come in the days of every graduate scholar when he or she realizes
that an additional two years of graduate school cannot be endured. Although a
year spent in writing a thesis/theory will be filled with disappointment, pain and
anguish, it will end up being meaningful in order to break away from school perpetually.
Keep in mind the following expression: "Nobody will ever read your thesis/theory.''
A writer is bound to hear this expression a number of times as you come
to an end, and it's vitally important that you consider it to be factual. The expression
is significant because without it you would be tempted to toil on your thesis
until the whole thing is great, and you would never conclude. Say "It's good enough for the
thesis" to yourself several times a day. Tell yourself that you'll correct
all the mistakes when you turn a variety of chapters into self-determining precise
material/papers, although this won't happen (view attached Schulman 1996a and
references within).
In the Third Chapter: The Thesis Board/Committee
Every
thesis board/committee should involve four (4) and nine (9) good researchers in
and outside of a concentration. Each board/committee associate has a precise
duty. Your thesis counselor has the most essential job: to encourage you that
you don't have to do many of the things you're optimistic you should do. He or she
is expected to state that, “It's good enough for the thesis”
fairly often. You also require one board/committee member who will be adamant
on more arithmetical firmness, one who will demand that the thesis be made more
concise by getting rid of all that irrelevant math, and two or three to say
that you should do all the things your thesis advisor told you didn't need to
be done. There should also be at least one board/committee member who will on
no account read the thesis, and who will as a result ask only all-purpose
questions at your thesis defense. The other graduate scholars who attend your
defense will often bet on which professors read your thesis. You should be prepared
to decide the winner (note that it is not considered sporting to partake in
this competition yourself). You must try to set a defense day and time early enough
so as to provide your board/committee sufficient time to plan conferences, holidays,
and/or elective surgery with a doctor for that faithful day.
In the Fourth Chapter: Creating the
Thesis
Myth
has it that doctoral scholars in olden times used to create their thesis/dissertations
using a mechanism called a "typewriter." Though there is some
archeological verification for typewriter use in ancient times, a lot of researcher’s
disbelief the plausibility of such claims (view the reference for e.g. Schulman
1995a). Nowadays, thesis/dissertations are created using “word processing programs”
such as Microsoft Word, Word Perfect, Word pad, Notepad, or computer
typesetting systems such as TeX or LaTeX. The former will give you practice in
drawing by hand all the symbols that aren't supported, while with the latter
you have the prospect to craft new typesetting definitions to please your institution’s
thesis/dissertation policies and terms. You have to be sure not to select the incorrect
technique of creating your thesis/dissertation.
In the Fifth Chapter: Writing the Thesis Script
Every
written Ph.D. thesis/dissertation regularly starts with a concise quote, after
which there will at times be a dedication to one's parents, life partner,
and/or pet tapir. Subsequent, this is probably the most important part of the thesis/dissertation:
the acknowledgments segment. This is the only segment that everyone who picks
up your thesis will want to read. People will always come across your
dissertation in the library and flip through the first few pages, searching for
a spicy acknowledgments segment. This is your chance to make unclear references
to undisclosed loves, damn various faculty members with faded honor, or be very
unexplained by having no acknowledgments segment at all so that everybody
wonders what you're concealing. Subsequent to the acknowledgments’ should be
the different tables of contents, denoting the page numbers on which the reader
may find every section, subsection, sub-subsection, figure, table, appendix,
footnote, and semicolon in the thesis. Next, comes the very first thesis
chapter; (the introduction), which is judged on the foundation of how faraway
back in the past you start. Even though the introduction is believed to enable somebody
with no familiarity of your field to read and appreciate your thesis, this is
an without a solution. Instead, simply reference your sources such as Aristotle
(-350), Rontgen (1896), Galileo (1610), or other similarly earliest
researchers. The idea to get transversely is that your thesis, being based on
the work of great scientists of history, must be truly meaningful. Although this
thesis has little to do with your research work, your board/committee will not
look up the bibliography. After the introduction, comes the chapter that
explains what you have done, place where you did it, when you did it, reasons why
you did it, and how much more work has to be done before you can obtain perfect
results. This last point is usually discussed in the finishing chapter of the
thesis work.
In the Sixth Chapter: Thesis Defense
Keep in mind those thoughts you used to
have about going to the classroom and discovering that there was a big examination
that day for which you hadn't studied? I would say with experience that the thesis
defense is worse, because you discover that even though you studied very hard,
you didn't study the correct things. Your board/committee members aren't going
to waste their precious time asking you about your research work; because you
know more about that than anyone else in the world (this is not funny). Alternatively,
they will ask questions that are really about their own research or (if they are
in a particularly bad mood) about fundamental arithmetic. The funniest part is
that at most institutions the first part of your defense is open to the public,
so that your parents will probably want to come and videotape the event (this
can suck if you don’t know say if a question is thrown to you, making you and
your effort look very stupid).
In the Seventh Chapter: Rewriting
This
thesis you are writing and your defense was hard, but you pushed through. Your board/committee
members have signed a piece of paper saying that they are pleased with your
dissertation as long as your thesis counselor is contented with the revisions
you make. Be careful and don't fall into the trap of trying to make the whole
thing wonderful! Keep in mind the phrase from the Chapter II, "Nobody
will ever read your thesis." Once your counselor is contented with
the revisions, take one unbound, imperf-orated, paginated copy of your
dissertation, two copies of your abstract, one extra copy of your title page,
the signed appraisal forms from your board/committee members in a sealed,
notarized envelope, the receipt showing your proof of payment of the Thesis Publication Fee, your diploma
application, and proof of your doctoral candidacy enrollment to the
Bureaucratic Office of Records, Education, and Dissertations (your requirements
may vary; void where prohibited). The individuals at bored will take a ruler to
every page in your thesis, making sure that all the margins are correct and
insisting that you go back and redo them if even one page is wrong.
In the Eighth Chapter: Distributing Your Thesis
Now
that you've passed the system confirmation/check, and it's time to make a
hundred copies of your thesis and dispense them to departmental libraries all
over the world so that everybody in your field can read it. Your counselor
should pay for the photocopying and postage (view reference; Schulman & Cox
1997 for a detailed explanation). Do your best and try not to think of the
entire mistake lurking in your thesis as you address the envelopes to the Professor
(name) or Doctor Prominent. I know you want to publicize your dissertation as
much as possible so that forthcoming employers will at least have heard your
name. A number of journals will publish short summaries of your dissertation (view
reference; e.g. Schulman 1995b; Schulman 1996b), but be warned that these
journals may want you to format your summary quite exclusively. The necessities
for the mini-Annals of Improbable Research are particularly restrictive; it can
be complicated to summarize five years of work in just five lines of content.
In the Ninth Chapter: Conclusion
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big congratulation, my Doctor! You've just runaway from graduate school and can
now have your frequent-flyer literature addressed to Dr. (Your Surname), protest
when forms only the list Mr/Ms/Mrs, and smirk when surgeons whine about all the
people with academic doctorates who are making the title worthless for medical
doctors. You can now go out and make the world a better place for living.
From our References/Bibliography
Aristotle, -350, On The Heavens, Athens,
Greece.
Cox, C. V. 1995, Ph.D. thesis, University
of Michigan.
Galilei, G. 1610, Sidereus Nuncius, Venice,
Italy.
Jerius, D. H. 1992, Ph.D. thesis,
University of Michigan.
Kaplan, J. M. 1996, Ph.D. thesis, Stanford
University.
Rontgen, W. C. 1896, Nature, 53, 274.
Schulman, E. R. 1995a, Ph.D. thesis,
University of Michigan.
Schulman, E. 1995b, mini-Annals of
Improbable Research, 1995-08, 4.
Schulman, E. R. 1996a, Annals of Improbable
Research, Vol. 2, No. 5, 8.
Schulman, E. 1996b, Publications of the
Astronomical Society of the Pacific, 108, 460.
Schulman. E. R. & Cox, C. V. 1997,
Annals of Improbable Research, Vol. 3, No. 5, 8.