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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox

Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name

Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.

I feel like a puppy every time I see you.....crying at your door step as I wag my tail, awaiting your heart to open and let me in forever!

If I'm forced to choose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breath to say I love you!

Close your eyes...Relax your body...stop breathing as long as you can...Now breath....I miss you as much as you missed the air.....!

Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3

Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?

For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you

I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!

Guess a name which starts with F and ends with H. belows its de names meaning? Clever.keen.wise.smart.intelligent.perceptive.innovative.creative.understanding

Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?

God is busy let me help you :P :P :P

I wish your parents never met!

I love like a fried chicken

Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!

I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.

See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/

You're so fine I would drink your bath water!

Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well

Babe, the only regret I have is not knowing you since the day ioz born,,love you

How can you marry a Queen when you are not a King?

A man escapes from jail and appears from on a school ground being watched by a young girl.. Man : I'm FREE!. Girl : So?....I'm four, I'm older!..

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